As the 2010 Menace season comes to a close, the players have grown into a family over the past few months. The team takes the field one last time against St. Louis this Saturday. Each player cast his vote for each of the following questions, and here are the winners:
The Team Pig: Stephen Okai (6 votes)
Runner up: Billy Thompson (5 votes)
Best comment: “Sam (Morris) – He eats five packs of Ramen a night.” –Anonymous
Team Comedian: Jack Pearson (18 votes)
Runner up: Lebo Moloto (4 votes)
Best comment: “For sure Jack Pearson; he even plays like a clown.” –Sam Morris
Team Leader: Clark Bradford (11 votes)
A tasty meal: Seven players tied with two votes each
Best comment: “Jack (Pearson) would try to take charge, but no one would listen, and he would thus be eaten.” –Billy Thompson
The Menace Madonna: Luis Piffer (14 votes)
Runner up: Jason Williams (4 votes)
Best comment: “Luis likes to roll around unnecessarily on the field.” –Sam Morris
Winner: Lebo Moloto – “Some weird finger snapping sound” –Anonymous (5 votes)
Runner up: Yuki Kariya – “Playstation 3 FIFA master” –Anonymous (4 votes)
Best comment: “Jake Wright has a phobia of salad and fruit.” –Anonymous
Can’t touch this: Jack Pearson (13 votes)
Runner up: Jake Wright (3 votes)
My comment: Now imagine the voting if England (Pearson's home country) actually showed up in the World Cup.
Angel: Stefan De Las (6 votes)
Devil: Jack Pearson (6 votes)
My comment: This Pearson guy is getting a ton of votes…what gives?
Superstar in the making: Logan McDaniel (16 votes)
Runner(s) up: Jubril Lawal (below), Clark Bradford (4 votes)
My comment: Hmmmm…Pearson didn’t get any votes for this one…
Team Genius: Yuki Kariya (9 votes)
Runner up: Jacob Schmoker (3 votes)
My comment: With all due respect to Kariya and Schmoker, I’m shocked by this. I guess the Ivy League doesn’t impress most Menace players (Stephen Baker is going to Penn this fall, hint, hint).
Next stop, American Idol: Jack Pearson (4 votes)
Runner up: Luis Piffer (3 votes)
My comment: I would pay big money to see the insults Simon Cowell spits out at Pearson.
Team Pimp: Luis Piffer (6 votes)
Runner up: Jack Pearson (4 votes)
My comment: A Brazilian and Englishman are the top two. What I would give for an accent to seduce the ladies...(sigh)
Anger Management: Clark Bradford (7 votes)
Runner(s) up: Jason Williams, Stephen Okai (4 votes)
My comment: Apparently no one wants to piss off the captain...wonder if this will get to him?
Matt Kuhn (3 votes)
Runner(s) up: Eight tied with 2 votes
My comment: Good choice to choose one of the Drake guys.
2012 presidential candidate: Sterling Copeland (8 votes)
Runner(s) up: Jack Pearson, Jubril Lawal, Jake Wright (3 votes)
My comment: May God help us all.
Make Lysol donations to: Jack Pearson (5 votes)
Runner up: Billy Thompson (3 votes)
My comment: It may or may not be a coincidence, but those English lads garnered a lot of votes for this one…
Menace intern Matt Moran, a junior at Drake University, wrote this story.
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